🍃 Hem My Roids 🍃

Hem My Roids was created to bring comfort and relief during one of life’s most uncomfortable experiences. Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the rectal area that can cause itching, burning, swelling, and pain. While common, they can significantly affect quality of life. This topical is designed to provide temporary relief of those symptoms, using a blend of clinically recognized botanicals and Ætherbal’s innovative Orthosilicic Acid base.

With soothing and astringent ingredients such as witch hazel, horse chestnut, chamomile, and helichrysum, this formula helps relieve irritation while supporting comfort and confidence. Every element has been chosen for its research and history of use in hemorrhoid care or skin wellness, creating a natural, effective alternative for those seeking relief.

💖 Why You’ll Love It

• 🌿 Provides fast-acting relief for the discomfort of hemorrhoids 🌿
• 💎 Features Ætherbal’s patent-pending Silicon Plasma Hydrate™ base 💎
• 🌸 Blended with witch hazel, horse chestnut, and soothing botanicals to improve and restore 🌸
• ✨ Lightweight, naturally derived formula for maximum comfort ✨

✨ Highlights

• 🌿 Relieves burning, itching, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids 🌿
• ✨ Helps reduce swelling for greater ease and comfort ✨
• 💎 Crafted with Orthosilicic Acid for a smooth, clean application 💎
• 🌸 Combines herbal wisdom with modern science 🌸

🌿 Herbal Tradition Meets Innovation 🌿

Traditional remedies like witch hazel and horse chestnut have long histories in herbal medicine for soothing irritation and reducing swelling. Combined with essential oils of frankincense, chamomile, and myrrh, this formula draws on both traditional wisdom and modern preparation standards. The Orthosilicic Acid base elevates absorption and texture, creating a topical that feels clean, cooling, and effective.

🌸 Ingredients 🌸

Orthosilicic Acid (OSAC), Nigella sativa Oil, Gotu Kola Oil, Hyaluronic Acid, Etherium Gold, Aloe Powder*, Fulvic Acid, Witch Hazel Extract*, Horse Chestnut Extract, Helichrysum Essential Oil, Cypress Essential Oil*, Frankincense Essential Oil*, Myrrh Essential Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil*, Chamomile Essential Oil*, Guggul Extract, Ruscus aculeatus Extract* (organic alcohol), Turmeric Essential Oil*, Choline Citrate, Potassium Sorbate (naturally derived from cassava).
*Certified Organic

🕊️ Instructions for Use 🕊️

Apply a small amount to the affected area up to 2–3 times daily as needed. For external use only. Avoid contact with mucous membranes and do not ingest.

🌞 Suggested Uses 🌞

Hem My Roids may be used during flare-ups to relieve discomfort or incorporated as a daily support when hemorrhoids are present. It is well-suited for postpartum care, sedentary lifestyles, or other times when irritation and swelling may occur.

✨ How It Feels ✨

The topical has a soothing, cooling texture that absorbs quickly. Notes of chamomile and citrus combine with grounding frankincense and myrrh to provide a comforting aromatic profile while delivering fast relief.

🌱 The Origins of Hem My Roids 🌱

Developed by Ætherbal’s founder after her own postpartum struggles with hemorrhoids, this topical was born from the search for safe, natural relief. Crafted with both tradition and science in mind, Hem My Roids reflects Ætherbal’s mission to create natural products that meet people’s needs with honesty and care.

💎 Orthosilicic Acid — Innovation at the Core 💎

Our Orthosilicic Acid is a water-soluble form of silicon — often called the forgotten macronutrient — delivered in a unique liquid/gel system. Sometimes referred to as the “beautifying mineral,” silicon has long been associated with the vitality of skin, hair, and nails.

What makes our approach different is that we don’t rely on base oils or dilutants for our herbal constituents and essential oils. Instead, every topical is built on our proprietary orthosilicic acid foundation. This form of OSA is unlike any other silicon preparation available today.

Through our patented process, silicon is presented in a hydrated liquid/gel state we call Silicon Plasma — a new frontier of mineral delivery that combines the elemental qualities of silicon with a highly distinctive texture and feel. Neither liquid, gas, nor solid, this state can be thought of as a higher octave of water and matter.

The concept of a “fourth phase of water,” made widely known by Dr. Gerald Pollack, inspired us to explore structured gel states of minerals in our own work. Because of its unique electrical charge and density, our Silicon Plasma Hydrate offers a strikingly smooth and refined application. Tuned through magnetic and light spectrums, it is crafted to promote a sense of balance, harmony, and alignment.

⚠️ This product and these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your physician prior to use.